Retro Bitrefill Diner Comic Ad

{"type":"six-panel vintage comic advertisement","format":"vertical 2-column by 3-row comic page","style":"gritty retro American comic book illustration, heavy ink outlines, crosshatching, halftone texture, warm saturated colors, dramatic lighting, slightly weathered paper border, noir city diner atmosphere","characters":{"main character":"messy blond-haired young man in a red trench coat, red vest, white shirt and loose red tie, face intentionally covered by a flat brown rectangular censor block in every panel","server":"classic diner waiter in white short-sleeve uniform, black bow tie, and white paper hat, face intentionally covered by a flat brown rectangular censor block when visible"},"setting":"rainy nighttime city street and cozy neon-lit diner with chrome counter, red booths, tiled walls, condiment bottles, and glowing signs","layout":{"panel count":6,"arrangement":"two columns, three rows, thick black gutters","panels":[{"position":"top left","scene":"main character hunched over clutching his stomach outside a bright neon diner, wet street, car headlights, city skyline","visible text":["I'M STARVING!","DINER","GOOD FOOD!","OPEN 24 HOURS"]},{"position":"top right","scene":"close-up of the main character opening an empty wallet in panic outside the diner awning","visible text":["OH NO... I ONLY HAVE CRYPTO-- NO FIAT!"]},{"position":"middle left","scene":"heroic burst background as the main character holds up a green Bitrefill gift card with a five-dollar corner badge and crypto-themed icons, raising one finger confidently","visible text":["WAIT-- I HAVE MY BITREFILL CARD!","Bitrefill","Gift Card","$5","BITREFILL.COM"]},{"position":"middle right","scene":"inside diner at the counter, main character offers the green Bitrefill gift card to the waiter while pointing at a combo menu sign","visible text":["I'LL TAKE THE COMBO!","BEST VALUE!","COMBO","BURGER","FRIES","DRINK","$8 50","Bitrefill","Gift Card","$5"]},{"position":"bottom left","scene":"waiter serves a tray with a large burger, carton of fries, and striped soda cup to the main character at the counter","visible text":["PERFECT!","Good Food!"]},{"position":"bottom right","scene":"main character sits in a red booth happily eating a burger, fries and soda on the table, neon slogan in the window, bold ad banner at the bottom","visible text":["MMM-- THAT HIT THE SPOT!","Good Food! Good Life!","CRISIS AVERTED-- THANKS TO BITREFILL!"]}]},"product":{"brand":"{argument name=\"brand name\" default=\"Bitrefill\"}","item":"{argument name=\"product item\" default=\"Gift Card\"}","card color":"{argument name=\"card color\" default=\"green\"}","main slogan":"{argument name=\"main slogan\" default=\"CRISIS AVERTED-- THANKS TO BITREFILL!\"}"},"lettering":"hand-drawn bold uppercase comic lettering in cream speech bubbles, red emphasis words, thick black outlines, retro advertisement typography","composition notes":"make the food appetizing, the crypto-to-food narrative clear, include exactly 6 panels and preserve all visible speech bubbles and signs; faces remain hidden by simple opaque brown rectangles as if anonymized"}