MS Paint Style Redraw

Redraw the attached image in the most {argument name="style description" default="clumsy, scribbly, and utterly pathetic"} way possible. Use a {argument name="background" default="white background"}, and make it look like it was drawn in {argument name="software" default="MS Paint with a mouse"}. It should be vaguely similar but also not really, kind of matching but also off in a confusing, awkward way, with that low-quality pixel-by-pixel feel that really emphasizes how ridiculously bad it is. Actually, you know what, whatever, just draw it however you want.